Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.
(Source: , via naisenberg)
One of the reasons why I want a chair bench thingy in my shower. I’ve busted my ass in the shower more than once in mid-climax. I’ve learned that sitting on the rim of the tub works but.. yeah. I want one of these.
that’s my secret
I’m always tired
*transforms into the incredible sloth*
Marry a man who loves you more than you love him. A woman will always give more than what is necessary to her lover. It is ingrained into her, like maternity. But even when a man loves you more, he will still only be able to meet you halfway.
date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked